Friday, January 13, 2006

pick up lines




  • Pick up lines galore
  • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
  • (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
  • Nice legs... what time do they open?
  • Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
  • You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  • I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on Earth tonight.
  • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
  • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
  • Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?
  • You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
  • I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  • You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
  • You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • My friend wants to know if youthink I'm cute.
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