Thursday, December 20, 2007

Making the most of our Assets

There’s two types of women in bed: Those who actively try and seduce their men with sexy lingerie and those who recognize that lingerie is an absolute waste of time and money (but still buy it anyway).

To the men we’ve encountered, lingerie is just a flimsy obstacle they need to overcome as soon as possible to get to the good stuff. Both of us have experienced the antics of Dubai’s lusty males also known as "Jassim the Ripper" Layala nearly had her favorite Nayomi bra ripped off because of her man’s impatience. Noora was ordered to “take that damn thing off” as he couldn’t get it off himself!

Seriously guys, we make the effort to put on sexy, lacy underwear for you – appreciate it and take the time to take it off properly instead of pulling it down, yanking it off and ripping it! You might think that is a female fantasy and a show of your overriding strength and masculinity – believe us:it’s not

While we are busy bashing men for their callousness, it is our duty to also put you guys in the picture too:

Women recycle their lingerie.

What we wear for you – we have likely worn before and we will also wear for the next lucky man. So have the courtesy not to rip it as underwear is expensive and we consider it to be a worthy investment for carnal returns!

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