Friday, May 26, 2006

Beautiful Sexy Clarissa

Trust fund using, Gucci wearing, latest mobile owning, polo playing, landowning, fox hunting, palmtop tapping, Prada buying, convertible driving, Met Bar dwelling, oxbridge studying, eton buggering, goa patronising, infomedia working, kensington townhouse / notting hill flat renting, face reading, hugh grant adoring, regatta boating, pimms drinking, bbc newsreading, dj dating, Tate Modern straddling, architecture debating, yacht purchasing, plum in mouth talking, croquet on the lawn playing, silver spoon grabbing, range rover in town driving, black tie dinner attending, Nigella Lawson style dinner party throwing, fur coat wearing, Klosters ski holidaying, racehorse owning, kenya safariing, rifle shooting, pheasant murdering, Stringfellows clubbing, Evian bathing, pittance taxpaying, conglomerate running, capitalism felching, back stabbing, ooh doesn't the ambassador have wonderful fucking chocolates at his parties stating, Tory voting, Mail / Telegraph / Times reading, Thatcher loving, corgi breeding, chandelier swinging, coke sniffing, opera and ballet attending, hypocritically churchgoing, bidet arse washing, champagne chugging, normal people shafting, vespa riding, spin doctoring, Tara Palmer Tompkinson co-ligging, Paris Hilton hating.looking for Equally shallow, cover judging, the right family background socialising, public school attending, fine dining enjoying, chav despising, noveau riche deriding, culturally like-minded fellows.

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